Alcohol > People Tino Rangatiratanga Wear it as a warning

Wear it as a warning

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Alcohol > People Tino Rangatiratanga Wear it as a warningThis bad boy speaks for all of us, really. Meet your new favourite drinking buddy the My Tolerance for Alcohol is Way Higher Than My Tolerance for People flask. Made from sleek matte black stainless steel and permanently laser engraved, this unapologetic little unit is built to hold your beverage of choice and your barely concealed disdain for humanity. Whether you're sipping quietly at a wedding, braving another family function, or just trying to